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Are You Serious? by Tommy 'Danzef' Burrows

 

People who use the Internet tend to leave behind their dignity and intelligence. The fact is using the Internet causes most people to act like idiots and do pathetic things accordingly. Here are a few examples:

Subject:

 STUFF

From:

"Dave Minter" <dave@daveminter.plus.com>

Date:

Tue, Apr 04, 2006 5:17 pm

To:

<TommyBurrows@lean2splel.com>

Cc:

"Terry Johnson" <terry.johnson@businesslinknorfolk.co.uk>

THISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS     SITEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE     ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS     SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Looks like Will Minter is up to his old tricks again. Next to such historical feats as sexually harassing 8 year-old girls and fellating himself with instruments in the glory of his own friends' presence, Will continues to amaze the world with his daring feats.

The true brilliance behind this one is that he used his dad's account to send the email. Why a carbon copy had to be sent to Terry Johnson is anyone's guess (either he's a work associate of Dave and has recently found out how intelligent his son is, or Will's emails are now being monitored to protect the lives of the young girls). My number one guess is that Terry is a fan of L2S, and this is Will's way of attacking both of us to the point where we both kill ourselves. Nice try, Will: YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU SUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Download the mp3 of Will / Dave's email here

Emo has been through a great many changes in the past twenty-or so years. It was underground for about ten years, gained some popularity and then went mainstream after the death of nu-metal. It became popular, and so, to remain original, everyone started hating it. Now that everyone was against it, emo was therefore the 'alternative' once more, and the 'oppressed' teenagers may now credit themselves with some real oppression from their enemies, rather than from their parents.

Crazy_little_emokid was slightly offended with 7ilby's anti-emo animation (although he didn't resort to cheap shots like rejecting it as a waste of time or even telling the author that he sucks). The brackets are, of course, lying.

What's even more unintentionally humorous than cle's review is his profile, wherein his message reads:
 "hi! i'm crazy emo kid you all fear. yep, the one who slits his wrists and cries at night. i love potry. about death."

 Is he serious? Damn right, he's serious. As serious as the closet he lives in, and as serious as his potry and bass guiter.

Download the mp3 of cle's review here