BURNOUT 4 REVIEW BY MC LAURIE

Lemme say one thing be4ore I write this: i dont like games. if it was up to me games would have stopped at mario cos they went to far. solid snake can go eat piss and die for all i care. aneway heres the review.

like all games that have been made lately this one has to many sequels. Like why would u need to make a sequel to a racing game?? who cares if u are changing characters  u never see there head and its just cars so make a new name unless you guys at EA are to lazy  to do that.

this game rally sucks cos u always have to drive fast. I mean ALWAYS. theres never this one point where you can drive slow through a place like ringland and its really gay. plus there is always sparks comin out the car. my car neva does that and i drive like ahundred miles an hour atleast. also all the cars look the same, its like they all have pointy forward ends and are shiny. again my car isnt like that.      

when u actualy drive theres loads of cars that get in ur way!! y woud u b drivin wen theres loads of crazy guys on tha road doin like amillion. ur only goin in circles anyway is it really worth riskin ur life??!        

YES!!!

       burntout lose points agen for realism. thers all this crap like crashbreaker. what the hell is that!? also i must have explosionised my car eightmillionandfour times and my man isn’t dead. that  woudnt happen in pacman. u only got three chances in pacman and you were dead. PACMAN > CARPPY RACING GAMES SEQUELS.

2/10. MC LAURIE CHILLIN ND PILLIN AS ALWAYS

TOMB RAIDER LEGEND REVIEW BY MC LAURIE

Ok i dont know wot happned wiv the whole tomb raider thing. when it first came out evryone was like 'woooarlibar' but they proly havent sold a copy in years becoz were all sick ov it! well you know, ive always hated goddam tomb raider it sucks ballz!!! the movies proly made the sell LESS! i woz the first person 2 say how bad it was but every1 was into those fake orgasm sounds. i remember wen i first played that and i was in her masnion nd she was like 'if you do a running jump ill grab on' and i was liek WHO IS SHE TALKING TO??!!! the only good part of it was freezin tha butler in tha big fridge.

as yuu can proly guess by now this game is no diffrent from the ovas made but one thin i should say is that the developers of the game said somewhere i dont know that they were gonna make laras boobs smaller becaose the sales were down. idiots.
  there are some good things about this game tho. wiv the older ones you had to run in wot felt like squares like you were skipping into grid squares and not running normally i cant explain it but you dont do that nemore wich is good.

SHUT UP BITCH YOUR NO MATCH FOR PONG

     u still hav to kill lions and tigers and things which is really stupid. if i was lara i would just jump on their backs and ride them around like a train. but thats just me.

i got rearly pissed off with this game becose when ur stuck your stuck and theres nothing you can do about it. plus the developers have made it all gothy and dark becose there idiots.

also her mansion is back but its just a goddamds maze!! jesus lara u were out riding train animals and shimmying and swimming and stuff and you wanna come home to a MAZE??!! shes so dumb but i would still go there wiv her.

4/10. MC LAURIE I MAKE SEX LOOK LIKE FOREPLAY

BULLY REVIEW BY MC LAURIE

This game was pretty much aimed at gays. Im not a homophone or anythinhg but gays shoudnt play proper games when they have hopscotch and all those poof games. rockstart or whoever made this game for people who are to young or pussy OR GAY to play GTA (ALSO GAY BUT NOT AS GAY AS THIS).

now I tought IT for years at taverham high and i know that school isnt like this. there are guns and people smoking cigarretes so this isnt realistic, not that I was excepting it but still.
   Its also crap because you play a guy named barry whos ginger but still has friends. Not only that but he wears a sweatervest.

i dont know theres something that screams GAAAAAAAYYYY about this whiole game I could bearly play it cos i have alot of sexes with women.. it was difficutl to play because I was embarresed and my firends

were round and they said 'WHAT ARE YOU PLAYING THIS FOR!!??' and I panicked and they thought i was gay and i lost my man privlegis for the day (getting to have sex and drink beer and smoke and etc.)

all the charactares are stereo-pipes like the dumb jock and the nerd WHO WEARS A  SWEATERVEST AND IS GAY but if you wear a swaetervesrt and are ginger then you are not cool sorry :( so i guess its kinda real like that. 

HES LIEING LOOK AT HIS NOSE!!!

another thing that bugs me is you get to have sex with girls but its school and when i was in school if you had sex then you get framed for a crime and get arrested if yuo dont clear your name, oh wait no that was minority report my bad.

well really you ave to make a choice at this point. Do you want to be gay and play this game?? im all for gays, they have rights... the right for me to kill and hurt them HAHAH!!! Gay.

9/10. MC LAURIE I INVENTED SAND ND MADE IT COOL