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  Who is Us? The Great Biographies of Lean 2 Splel
Lean 2 Splel is perhaps the single greatest feat of all humanity since front-loading washing machines. In many indigenous tribes of India, the Lean 2 Splel corporation is treated as the second coming in Christian terms, but for big sillies with chiefs who do weird dances.

 

Tommy 'Way to Ruin the Swimming Pool' Burrows

Photographed doing what he does best.

Tommy strangely resembles that boy you often see in science class of which you wander, "Is he a boy or a robot?" before he says something along the lines of, "Food is being processed." At that point, you know of course that he is a human, because robots know not to eat during science.

Tommy is the founder and maintaininator of the Lean 2 Splel business (un-profitable website). He does such a good job, that he can write numerous compliments about himself on the Internet without receiving a single complaint.

That look in his eyes means business. He would probably be smiling if he didn't have to keep up that tough guy facade.

 

Ben '7ilby' Filby

There was no accident -- he prefers this look.

Born September 23rd 1930, Ben 'Kickarse' Filby was a prominent figure in soul music, despite being blind, deaf and incapable of love.
     Ben was not only regarded as a genius in music, but was also responsible for a number of insightful proverbs, such as: "Music is a part of me; my heart, mind and soul are dominated by the calling of the notes." This quote was later dismissed by scientists, who claimed that, "Music is a structured form of sounds, and as such, may not dominate one's internal organs or ethereal substance."

Of course, these days, Ben sticks to animating and making artistic works of glory (usually manga, or pictures of celebrities wearing vests). He also happens to be an Idea-Machine™, and quite the design stud what with that background on his section and everything. He'll pretty much make whatever he feels like at the time.

Who says we don't let cripples in? Idiots, that's who!

 

Jake 'Nice Shoes, Thanks - They're New' Kenny

Jake's dead, so he doesn't do that pose anymore.

After working for a failed dot-com for three years after the company shutdown, Jake Kenny soon grew sick of the uneventful hours and lack of pay. (It should probably be noted that on one occasion, an investor attempted to purchase the office of which Jake 'worked' only to be harassed by Kenny until the investor was forced to build the student housing elsewhere.)

Sadly, Jake passed away in 2006 after only completing 3 animations. Oh, well.

The first time Jake made a shrugging gesture to suggest he was unaware of the current subject matter, I laughed so hard I got AIDS.

The good old Headquarters. This is where we plan, discuss, design, finalise and even host our creations on the Internet. There is a huge super-computer inside that handles all of our data. It's all technological and stuff.